My troll is off work on Saturdays, so I've decided to dedicate this day every week to it! It's Feed a Troll Day, folks! Let's all gather together our prettiest, most awesome pictures of the most beautiful ladies we can find and put them all together in one big gallery to feed to that special troll! It's the least we can do for these hard-working denizens of denial, these occupants of occlusion, our most deliberate of detractors! Let not their vehement vitriol go unappreciated, my friends! Give them that which they so crave: recognition of their anti-accolades! Acknowledge their pitiful p… अधिक पढ़ें

I Was a Girl For a Day Well, actually it was for two weeks... I had this old profile that I wasn't using, so I thought I'd close it out. I started it before I started this one just as a test thing, you know. Just to get my feet wet on this site. It was awfully urpy, I know. Heck, I started it just to see how to get around. Well, as soon as I figured out what I was doing I started this one and I put a little more thought and effort into it this time. I let that first one go and hardly ever logged onto it. The other day I was thinking about closing that profile, and while I… अधिक पढ़ें

MONSDAY Monsday is funsday! Monsday turns the worst, most dreaded day of the week into the most exciting, fun and nawty day when all the ladies in all the offices and all the workplaces and all the gin joints in all the world take their panties off and leave them at home! Think of it, ladies: you don't have to show anyone that you're bare down there. You can keep that little secret to yourself! If you want. OR you can tease and tantalize and, yes, t0rture that special someone whom you'd like to get into your pants later on! Or not; the choice is always yours. Make him (or h… अधिक पढ़ें

Memo: to Troll Get it in gear, troll! Make it march! Let's get this show on the road! You're slacking off, sweety! You haven't given the last two galleries I've posted a thumbs down in over an hour! If you keep lying down on the job like this I'm gonna have to fire you and hire myself a new troll. Jeez! It's getting so ya can't get a decent troll to do it's job worth a crap at all any more! I guess I'm gonna have to raise its pay and maybe give better benefits or something. How about I unblock you and let you make comments to my pics; would that make you sit up and take notice… अधिक पढ़ें

Desert Pete I was travellin' west a buckskin on my way to a cattle run Cross a little cactus desert under a hot blisterin' sun I was thirsty down to my toenails, stopped to rest me on a stump But I tell ya I just couldn't believe it when I saw that water pump I took it to be a mirage at first, it'll fool a thirsty man Then I saw a note stuck in a bakin' powder can This pump is old, the note began, "But she works so give'r a try "I put a new sucker washer in 'er, you may find the leather dry" "You've got to prime the pump, you must have faith and believe" "You've got to g… अधिक पढ़ें

It's Monsday! Best Day of the Week! It's Monsday! If all you ladies would care to make Monday a much more enjoyable day of the week won't you consider joining the movement to turn Mondays into Monsdays?! It'd be VERY easy to do. Just leave your panties at home and go Commando on Mondays! You wouldn't have to show off to anybody ...unless you really WANTED to. Just the fact that you KNOW you're BARE under THERE will be exciting to you, and your very mood will make the day that much more enjoyable for everyone around you! Of course if you cared to sh00t a beav to your favor… अधिक पढ़ें

Dear friendofporn, You just now invited me to friend you. I thought we were friends already, but then I'm awfully forgetful. I have so many friends I can't keep up with them all. Maybe I just had you faved. I get feeds from you in my My News. OK, so anyway I accepted, and I thought I'd send you a PM just now, but when I tried I got "You are not allowed to send private messages to this user." ...After I agreed to be a friend to you! Fine, there are more ways to sk1n a c4t. I tried posting a comment on your wall. I got "You are not allowed to post comments here." Wh… अधिक पढ़ें

God Bless America "While the storm clouds gather far across the sea, Let us swear allegiance to a land that's free, Let us all be grateful for a land so fair, As we raise our voices in a solemn prayer. God Bless America, Land that I love. Stand beside her, and guide her Thru the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, To the oceans, white with foam God bless America, My home sweet home." --Irving Berlin… अधिक पढ़ें

I just noticed that my "tormentor" is back! I was worried something might have happened to him/her! She hadn't down-voted any of my galleries in some time. I'm relieved that she is well and back to her old hobby of trying to discourage me. Welcome back, janesjh/bvbxxx! I'm so glad that you're all right. I'm sorry I didn't notice your return until just now. Honestly, I don't pay a lick of attention to how people vote on my pictures. Really, I could care less. What I watch for is people's comments, and since you've been blocked a long time ago I'm afraid you can't make comment to my… अधिक पढ़ें

The Great Adventure with Flesh Gorton, Ep 16 When Luckymike rared back he got a bit of a surprise. While he was fucking Missy in her ass, Anna quietly knee-walked her way around behind him with her lubed up feeldoe and r4mmed it into his ass. He lunged forward back to the hilt into Missy, and when he did Anna followed, keeping the feeldoe lodged t1ghtly in him. Missy moaned and kept moaning. Her rectum was stretched about as far as it was about to stretch, and it wasn't a-gonna stretch any more. Fortunately that was as far as it needed to stretch, though. Mike was as deep in her… अधिक पढ़ें

Them Seed Suckers Inspiration from "Them Poems" by Mason Williams How 'bout them seed suckers eatin' that cum? Some use a funnel, some use a tongue. Lickin' that sperm up offin they p4appys. Slurpin' that seed from outa them fappies. Look at them seed suckers eatin' that sperm, Teasin' them cocky b0ys, makin' them squirm. Them happy, lappy seed needers, swallowing that splooge, Makin' them prudy girls look like a scrooge. How to be a seed sucker? no need to duck it; Grab yourself a cum spitter, haul off and suck it!… अधिक पढ़ें

The Great Adventure with Flesh Gorton, Ep 15 Missy is giving her lover, Anna, kisses all over her face and neck as Luckymike has his dick plugging all the way into Anna's honey hole. Anna is getting totally shagged and she's loving every minute of it. Her head bumps into Missy's arm every time Mike lunges, and a rhythm is started. A rhythm of Fuck. Anna, in the beginning, tried to fuck back at the huge thrusting cock, but she soon gave up when she saw just how strong his p0unding was. Like Missy before, she gave up and gave in to the sensations and just decided to enjoy the ride!… अधिक पढ़ें

The Great Adventure with Flesh Gorton, Ep 14 Recap: Flexi Jerkov allowed Annapajamas to fly the Dimensional Wing into orbit around Mondas in preparation to head to their final destination of Porno to f1ght the infamous Emperor Wing, grandson of Wang. In appreciation, Anna gave Flexi a handy. Then before launching to Porno several passengers enjoyed each other's company. Anna and Missy had Mike (mscotton) over for tea and then when they walked him out they noticed luckymike getting his knob polished out in the hallway by Doris (Dumb_Slutty_Bimbo) and were so impressed by said knob that… अधिक पढ़ें

Them Butt Fuckers Inspiration from "Them Poems" by Mason Williams How 'bout them butt fuckers, pluggin' they holes? Some use a dildo, some use a pole. Ridin' they dirt roads, reamin' them hammies, Greasin' them perky tools, pokin' they fannies. Look at them butt fuckers, ain't they happy? Wallerin' they hiney holes, makin' them gappy. Them fuggy mucky butt fuckers buckin' they pans. Pluggin' they standy parts into them cans. How to be a butt fucker, no way to shuck it. Find yourself a funky butt, rare back and plug it!… अधिक पढ़ें

Them Peter Puffers Recited to the cadence of "Them Poems" by Mason Williams How 'bout them peter puffers, ain't they grand? Suckin' them phalluses in they hand. Ticklin' them testacles, lickin' them shafts. Kissin' all around them hangy ball sacks. Look at them peter puffers, ain't they cool? Lickin' all around them standy up tools. Them sucky fucky peter puffers on they knees. All they wanna do is swallow them seeds. How to be a peter puffer, ain't nothin' to it. Reach out and grab one, bend down and suck it!… अधिक पढ़ें

The Great Adventure with Flesh Gorton, Ep 13 The Dimensional Wing is now orbiting around Mondas, the last planet in the Sol Solar System. After calculations are made we will make the long jump to the planet Porno and to the domain of the evil, dastardly and insane Emperor Wing. We're just waiting for Flexi Jerkov and Flesh Gorton to make up the flight plan... On the bridge, Flexi is getting a handjob from Annapajamas, her reward to him for allowing her to pilot the Dimensional Wing into orbit from the surface of Mondas. Meanwhile, Flesh and Dale are conversing with Michael Valentin… अधिक पढ़ें

Them Pussy Lickers This little ditty was inspired by "Them Poems" by Mason Williams How about them pussy lickers? Lickin' them pussies? Some lickin' bald ones, some lickin' bushy. Stickin' they tongues in, makin' them slicky. Flickin' them bitty clitties, slurpin' them kitties. Look at them pussy lickers. Ain't they fappy? Lickin' them cunny bears sure makes 'em happy! Them huggy -muggy pussy lickers, way down south, Stickin' them pretty pussies in they mouth. How to be a pussy licker? Don't need a ticket. Find yerself a pussy,… अधिक पढ़ें

The Great Adventure with Flesh Gorton, Ep 12 RECAP: Let's dispense with the recap, folks. Anybody who wants to know what happened last time can just reread it above. The tw1ns looked around at the carnage and then looked at each other. “Looks like we missed out on a whole lot of good stuff!” they laughed in unison. Spotting Lazarus, they made their way over to him. “How's it hangin', br0?” they asked. --Just when they said that Flexi Jerkov announced over the speaker system of the restaurant, “One hour till take-off, folks! One hour till take-off! If you're not on boar… अधिक पढ़ें

The Great Adventure with Flesh Gorton, Ep 11 RECAP: The ship was laid over on the planet Mondo getting refueled and restocked for the long voyage to the planet Porno, and many of the passengers and crew (as well as several others) where having a right grand old time making happy at Milliway's, the most fantastic restaurant in the known universe. To insure privacy the door had been barred, and as a result everyone let their hair down completely. As it were. Kellykins2u and Lexi Belle were thoroughly enjoying the company of each other, devouring each other as if there was no tomorrow!… अधिक पढ़ें

The Great Adventure with Flesh Gorton, Ep 10 RECAP: Publiccathy just landed the Dimensional Wing on Mondo, and it was a perfect touch-down. “How'd I do that?!” Cathy was amazed. “Ha ha!” Flexi laughed out loud. “Years ago there was a place called 'The Skunk Works' where a bunch of scientists reverse engineered an alien spacecraft that had crashed out in the desert. They learned many many things, like how to make Teflon and microwaves and solid state mini circuits. One of the things that they learned was how to control a ship like this by thought waves alone. I didn't do… अधिक पढ़ें